• Leprechauns love to play Wii.
• In the future, Leprechauns will serve you Irish Flying Carbombs.
• The Keebler Elf is not a leprechaun. Neither is Snap, Crackle nor Pop.
• Danny DeVito—also not a leprechaun. I’ve asked him plenty of times.
• When I was 8 years old, I bought a box of Lucky Charms and swallowed the prize. Does that sound lucky to you?
• A pot of gold is worth more than a pot of U.S. dollars due to its declining value. Invest NOW! (OK, we admit it. Cash4Gold.com is a corporate sponsor.)
• The leprechaun spotted in Mobile, Ala., was never found. Where the gold at? Give me the gold.
• Randy Newman sang about short people. He was not referring to leprechauns. Or was he?
• Leprechauns were going green way before going green was cool.