Who’s takin’ bets its gonna be an alien?
Beyond the fact that most people know Ms. Holmes was fully flowered before she met the Tiny Tom, that’s just ten different kinds of GROSS to me for some reason.
Wait, I thought someone said she was a virgin….
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