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This story originally appeared in the Jackson Free Press. It was added to the Mississippi Free Press website in 2025.
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1. When a Manchester United player suffered a broken leg during a match with Liverpool, Liverpool fans attacked the ambulance taking the player to the hospital.
2. A Romanian soccer team traded a player to another team for 33 pounds of meat. (Remember, Soylent Green is people.)
