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With only one more debate on the books between President Barack Obama and Gov. Mitt Romney 
(Monday, Oct. 22), we’ve perfected our drinking game rules. Cheers!

  • Drink while doing a bicep curl every time Michelle Obama is mentioned or shown on screen.
  • Chug if either candidate tells a heartwarming story about someone they met on the campaign trail.
  • Drink every time a former president is mentioned—twice if it is Reagan, Clinton or Jack Kennedy.
  • Chug if “Obamacare” or “Romneycare” are mentioned.
  • Drink if they go over time, and continue until they are done or cut off by the moderator.
  • Drink each time Obama says “middle class.”
  • Drink each time Romney says “spending” or “entitlement.”
  • Drink every time Romney changes his position.
  • Drink and curse every time Romney says “Mr. President” in a condescending, “What are you doing here?” way.
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Okay, with these rules everyone will be passed out by minute 15…just saying…


Actually, everyone will be depressingly sober since this debate is completely on foreign policy…

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