Don’t you know this guy is sitting in the hospital room reading the news and thinking, “I’ve finally made it.”
Timothy Tatters, 29, was delivering a pizza when his station wagon hit a pole and caught on fire.
Combined with the man’s mentioned age of 29 and the fact that he was driving a station wagon they might as well have started the article with:
“Loser almost dies. Saved by two people who are not pizza delivery men.”
Previous Comments
You’re a sick, sick woman, Ali. Love you more than Pop-Tarts.
#106089 | Author: kaust | Date: May 22 2006
Just when I’m having one of those “I hate my job moments, I see this, and all is well in the world again.
#106090 | Author: eray | Date: May 30 2006
