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Tons oโ€™ folks tracked my crazy progress and boot camp from back in the summer. I tweeted. I FBโ€™d. I even updated MySpace(aww, donโ€™t despair little buddyโ€ฆpeople still go to you periodically for music or to spam and hawk their latest wares.) If I was even more of an attention whoreโ€ฆI probably would have even sent stuff to Friendster(yes, I still have an account.) I got lots of emails and questions about why. About how. About what. It was an inspirational story of triumph and redemption. Okay, maybe not THAT much of a Jaclyn-Smith-Lifetime-Movie tear jerker. But it was good.

And itโ€™s that time again.

Iโ€™ve been detoxing and prepping for the New Year and New HealthBootCamp that I am embarking on. The challenge: Only organic food. As healthy as possible. As do-able and โ€œreal worldโ€ as possible. Total health/life makeover. Exercise, working out, and general fitness included! Smoking has to go. Drinking-nope. Bad food, chemicals, and other nastiesโ€ฆout! The smoking one Iโ€™ll get more into at a later dateโ€ฆbut itโ€™s WAY harder than I anticipated and I may(doubtful, but may) have to apologize to all of the cry babies that went before me on that path.

And I am gonna be honest. I am nervous as hell. Monday, January 18th begins the harder-core part that I am super excited over, but at the same timeโ€ฆdreading. Iโ€™ll do my best not to commit any vicious crimes against persons(real or imaginary) during the first week. Luckily..Iโ€™ve got a day and half left to cheat a little before the real hard-core stuff kicks in.

So, I am sitting here in my home officeโ€ฆdrinking my decaf coffee(hey..itโ€™s a placebo, but it makes me happy, k?), sweetened with agave and creamed with soy milkโ€ฆwondering what I am gonna wear today. (Itโ€™s to go to work at Rainbow, so the Tom Ford is out, right?) and contemplating a quick run(meh, itโ€™s sprinkling, so thatโ€™s not so likely) before I have to go talk about bioflavinoids and if there is an herbal version of Extenz for 6 hours. Oh, and if we still donโ€™t have water, God help the soul that takes down that โ€œCAUTIONโ€ tape in front of the bathroom(no cig todayโ€ฆ*hiss*).

On second thought, who am I kiddingโ€ฆitโ€™ll probably be Tom Ford.

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Brother, that is a tall order. Good luck. I’m very much hoping to do a couple of the things on your list, but I’m in no way prepared to do what you’re taking on. Kudos.


I always find that doing a bunch of radical changes at once is easier. Maybe I’m strange like that.