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Alright, Iā€™ve had it with this stupid place. You canā€™t steal silverware and weaponry and sell it at a local store, gates to hell that have to be closed to protect the very fabric of reality never open and get this, shooting superheated balls of fire at small woodland creatures? Banned.

Iā€™ve had just about enough of Earthā€™s crappy rules, so Iā€™m packing up my stuff and moving to Cyrodiil, in Tamriel. Want to come visit me sometime? Pick up a copy of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Iā€™ll be the guy with the big-ass sword.

ā€¦Well, one of them at least.

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Good bye Nick let me know how it really is there I might join you. sick and tired of all this gun crap and Melton crap.

#105690 | Author: jada | Date: Apr 8 2006

Investigative Reporter Nick Judin joined the Jackson Free Press in 2019, initially covering the 2020 legislative session before spearheading the outlet's COVID-19 coverage. Now at the Mississippi Free Press, his award-winning coverage of the Jackson Water Crisis, mass evictions in rural Mississippi, and the Trump administration's deportation regime has earned international recognition. He continues to travel the state, covering poverty, corruption, infrastructure and immigration.