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This has nothing to do with sports, but in honor of Tuesday’s pseudo-holiday, you should rush out and find a copy of ā€œMy Bloody Valentineā€, a 1981 slasher film that’s hilarious (but only unintentionally). Doctor S just wants you to suffer like he did 25 years ago when he went to see it at the theater. It seemed like a good idea at the time.